I started this blog at the urging of friends and family in April 2010 when my husband and I were given an opportunity to relocate in Maryland for one year. We have now returned home to Arizona and continue to walk by faith as we watch God orchestrate the adventures in our lives. I invite you to share in our adventures as we watch God at work!

We live by faith, not by sight. 2 Corinthians 5:7



Wednesday, March 26

wacky wednesday - paper clothing

I recently saw a comic in the paper that not only made me laugh but also took me on a trip down Memory Lane.

     F MINUS

In 1966 the Scott Paper Company, as a marketing stunt, offered consumers, for the low price of $1.25 and a coupon, a paper dress made out of "Dura-Weve," a cellulose material patented almost a decade before. That marketing ploy paid off as it kicked off a craze the likes of which the fashion industry had not seen before. Paper dresses were mass produced and by 1967 they sold in major department stores around the country for about $8. Consumers could also purchase paper underwear (perhaps the precursor of disposable diapers?), men's vests (why???), girl's pinafores (but no boy's clothing?), wedding gowns (a deal at $15), raincoats (hard to believe they would be waterproof) and even bikinis (only good for two or three wearings!).

There was "talk" about paper garments taking over the entire clothing market. Paper clothing was just one of many new disposable products available in the 1960's when disposable cutlery, plates, razors, pens and lighters became readily available. My parents had disposable pens and lighters and we occasionally used paper plates and cutlery. But when I begged my parents for a paper dress, they emphatically put their foot (feet?) down with a resounding "No child of mine will wear disposable clothing!" For them, it was a cost thing. My mom could make me a dress for a lot less than $8 and it would last for years eventually being handed down to my sister, cousins and sometimes neighbors. Even a store-bought dress was less than $10.

The "talk," however, was wrong and the novelty soon wore off. By 1968 - just one year later - paper garb had disappeared from the clothing market. Why? They didn't fit well, they were uncomfortable, the colors could rub off, and they sometimes were flammable (watch out for those new disposable lighters!). They ended up as waste in a landfill in a society becoming more aware of the environment. And the hippies arrived on the scene with their flowing, romantic vintage-style clothing. The wind had changed...

Wednesday, March 19

wacky wednesday - tee hee hee

We just got back from a week in North Carolina visiting the grandkids and their parents. One of the things I love about being there is listening to kid conversation, and in particular, kid jokes. Even though I've heard most of them many times, each child tells them with different expression and emphasis which makes me laugh again and again.

I asked each of the older kids to tell me their favorite joke. As expected, "knock knock" jokes were at the top of their lists.

Christopher
Christopher (age 10)
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron out my stinky gym shoes!


Nick
Nick (age 9)
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dishes. 
Dishes who?
Dishes your friend, let me in!


Ben
Ben (age 7 (almost))
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Blue.
Blue who?
Blue Berry!


Lexie
Lexie (age 6)
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!


Ellie
Ellie (age 4 months)
She doesn't know any jokes but she makes me laugh with her expressions and "talking!" It seems as though she is trying to tell a joke as she babbles and then waits for a second before delivering the punchline and breaks into a huge smile. 

It has been said that laughter is the best medicine. I think it might be. The effects of laughter and exercise are similar - heart rate increases, oxygenation of tissue increases, stress hormones are reduced. People who laugh often tend to be healthier and happier. So go find something to laugh about … giggle… guffaw… snort… and let loose a belly laugh!

Wednesday, March 12

wacky wednesday - people, it's a bucket!

People have been having babies since… well, since Adam and Eve. And, in the beginning, what one needed for a baby was pretty basic. But now new parents (and grandparents!) are bombarded with the latest and greatest baby paraphernalia. Some things are absolute must-haves - a carseat and a place for baby to sleep, for example. Others, like a jumper seat, are in the nice-to have-but-not-essential category. And then there are the money-wasters - wipe warmers would be one example, in my opinion.

I was walking through a local baby store and saw these.

baby bucket
What you can't read underneath "washPOD" is "The most natural way to bathe baby!" What is "natural" about sticking your baby in a bucket to bathe them?

Apparently they are all the rage in Europe. Proponents of them claim it simulates being in the womb for the baby. Really? I'm pretty sure uteruses are not made of hard plastic and there are no bright lights in there. They are recommended for ages newborn through six-months. It is not easy to hang on to a wet newborn IN A PLASTIC BUCKET FULL OF SOAPY WATER!

Now imagine my surprise when I discovered you can order adult-sized inflatable bath pods! I love a long soak in a hot tub probably more than most folks - but not scrunched up in a bucket! And I just don't believe that a baby likes it either. Call me old-fashioned but I think a plain ol' bathtub is just fine - for baby and for me.

Wednesday, March 5

wacky wednesday - it's the pits!

Clay Thompson writes a column, Valley 101, for The Arizona Republic, our local newspaper. He answers readers' questions about pretty much anything in a semi-sarcastic (okay, really sarcastic)  manner and frequently says things like, "You people have too much time on your hands!" when he gets random queries about insignificant things - which is most of the time.

As I was cutting up fruit this week, I wondered why some of the fruit had several small seeds (like the apples) while others had just one larger pit (like the peaches). I pondered this conundrum while I finished cutting up fruit knowing it is the kind of question that drives Clay crazy.

fruit collage

A little internet research provided an answer. ALL fruits have seeds. Some fruit - apples, grapes and pears, for example - have several/many small seeds and other fruit - peaches, plums and apricots, for instance - have a single seed encased in the pit which protects the seed until conditions are right for it to start to grow. Different plants require different growing conditions - soil pH, sun vs. shade, etc.

Fruit seeds are spread when animals eat the fruit. If the fruit has many small seeds, the animal typically eats the entire fruit and the seeds are eliminated in the animal's poo (called scat for those who are really interested in that kind of thing) which provides fertilizer for the fledgling seedlings. Many seeds are needed since the survival rate is low for unprotected seedlings in the wild. 

On the other hand, if the fruit has a pit, the animal eats the fleshy part of the fruit and leaves the pit. As the pit is exposed to the elements and breaks down, the seed inside begins to grow while being protected by the decomposing pit which becomes fertilizer for the seedling. 

Maybe Clay is right. Maybe I do have too much time on my hands.